I never did trust nuts. Pizza never lets me down.

But pizza can be deceiving, too!

rawjaatthelogicman replied to your post: Squee!
This sounds awesome. I hope I too get this message a year from now.

I think you could totally do it! I believe in you! :D

I’ll see what I can do. You know portals, distorting space and time is heavy stuff. One cannot simply close a portal.

Nevermind the portals. Hurry up with your Iron Man suit and just fly it over here. Then I can reverse engineer it.

hahaha yes. you should be able to find the commercial on youtube. Google “at&t summoner commercial”

*snort*

For others who are curious.

Edith…you crazy. Yes……….mmm…….*chew*……..

:(

… So… can I have at least some of my cereal back…? Please?

What do you think I’m some sort of summoner who can summon your cereal on command to my box, come on

…Yes.

YOU ARE NOT MORE GANGSTER THAN MEEEEEEEEEE
MWUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOUR CEREAL IS MINE NOW!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

@Liz: Well, you obviously have the unpopular opinion.

@Taajwar: ;_; I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.

Sleep-cleaned-slash-did-the-dishes
I really hope so. My cinnamon toast crunch is nearing the bottom of the box.
YOU ATE IT ALL, FATTY.

@Felix: Hmm… plausible. There was a bowl and spoon in the dish rack.

@Taajwar: That’s exactly the cereal that I’m missing! GIVE ME BACK MY CEREAL! D<

@Liz: You’re just jealous that I’m more gangster than you! :P

well you see, there’s a portal connecting cereal boxes that never deplete to cereal that vanishes quickly, and yours is apparently the latter

You’re on the other end, aren’t you? You’re stealing mah cereal! D<

it’s NOT!

Lol, yeah. Apparently, it’s Mary.