You will be my downfall,” I whisper as I click Add to Cart.

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Wow fuck you

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Lol ran into my high school physics teacher at the movies today.

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I hate my neighbors so fucking much.

My mom and I sort of dad-joked each other

  • [Last week]
  • Mom: I'm craving something spicy.
  • Me: There's jalapenos in the fridge...
  • [Today]
  • Mom: What are you looking for?
  • Me: I don't know. I want something sweet.
  • Mom: Here's the sugar.

Note to self: forgetting to take your prozac several days in a row results in major sleep disturbance.

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Ugh resume editing

I really need to stop dreaming about death.

My sister swapped out the light bulbs on my lamp to daylight white bulbs and it’s tripping me up because it seriously does look like daylight, but it’s 9:30pm.

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