February 2010
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I don’t know why, but I have this feeling that if my mom hadn’t miscarried, my brother would end up joining the army and being sent to Iraq… and that he’d end up being killed there.
January 2010
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Infatuation by Maroon 5
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Jesus Christ on a cracker.
erameline:
See, Edith? It DOES exist!
LMAO WTF?!
“If you get between me and the things I love, I will ask you politely to move.
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– via: I wrote this for you (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via provokeasmile) (via happythings)
I hate it when my parents tell me I don’t eat.
How the fuck would they know? They’re never around anyway.
Awkwarrrrd
My mom hadn’t been to the gynocologist in some time, and was scared to go alone, so me and my dad went with her. Her gyno turned out to be an old boyfriend of hers. Trying to clam my mom down, he said “Don’t worry, it’s nothing I haven’t seen before.” He was referring to the tons of women he sees everyday but the look on my dad’s face? PRICELESS. MLIA.
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Today, while walking to class, a popular girl goes up to this nerdy guy and says,”It’s called Proactiv.” Without missing a beat, he replies, “It’s called NutriSystem.” The look on her face was priceless. MLIA
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